At last count, I've stayed in 100 hostels, and I've seen them all. I sometimes daydream how I would build my own super, amazing, award winning hostel. Guests, with luggage and all, would be required to hop, leap and jump their way to reception, because the floor is hot lava. Those that fail to make it across will have to pay for wifi . Successful hot lava ninjas will be awarded not only free wifi, but also keys to the special washroom, with proper water pressure, both cold and hot water, and clean toilets.
*hot lava ninja is copyrighted and trademarked to me =]